Hi there, ladies and gents.
Today I embark upon a new journey. I hope you enjoy it as much as I plan to, hehehe.
Today’s post is called “Sunday Toybox” This will be a semi-regular post to review what some of us enjoy very much indeed.
That’s right. I’m talking about sex toys.
As an author, it’s tough to review books. Some see it as being in poor taste, since I write them. Fair enough, but authors are some of the most voracious readers I know!
Because I DO have opinions, and I find it cathartic to share them, I thought I’d exercise my right to trumpet them on this blogspace, in a manner that would be beneficial to all my readers.
So, without further ado, here we go!
Regina’s Sunday Toybox #1-
Butterfly Kiss Waterproof G-Spot Vibe by California Exotic Novelties
First of all, this thing is damn cute. Lookit the little butterfly! And the hearts on the base! And it’s pink! Okay, enough gushing for cripes’ sake.
This little number (and I say little, because, well, it is.) has three vibration speeds, controlled by a little button on the base. The description says it’s waterproof, but I’ve not tested out that particular claim. The material is nice, flexible but firm. And at the price, (currently $14.99 on Amazon, but I think I paid about 10 bucks for it) it’s a nice starter vibe.
That being said, it is rather diminutive. It’s sort of like a tease. The idea gets you motivated, but the little engine gives it all it’s got, captain, and in the end a zucchini might have been more satisfying.
In summation, if you’re a tiny lady, this might fit the bill perfectly. If you’re of normal size, then I say skip the tiny butterfly and move up to something more substantial. After all, nobody likes to be turned on and left wanting.
And one more problem with this particular cutie.
If you leave the batteries in, sometime in the middle of the night it will START UP FOR NO APPARENT REASON, scaring the shit out of your dogs and making your husband LEAP to your defense, cracking his head on the baseboard in the process. Yeah. It’s possessed by gremlins, also.
In summation, I give the Butterfly Kiss
2 Flaming Hearts out of 5.
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